The Ultimate Gift for Yourself of Yourself

When you go to the Miracle Mile Shops--one of the few places left on The Strip with free parking--stop by Cashman Photo Magic where you can get a 1/5th scale figurine of yourself for the low, low price of $99.

From The Las Vegas Weekly:

The contraption resembles a flying saucer. Tourists stop to look, even though they’re walking through the mecca of overstimulation that is Miracle Mile Shops. I step inside, and in one flash, 128 cameras take a 365-degree scan of me. An eight-picture rotating GIF of myself arrives in my email, ready to be put into 3D physical form.

You can also get a Lego version of your head for $29.

Just make sure to suck in your gut before you get the scan or you'll stare at your paunch for all of eternity.

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