"What's on your chin?!?"

What is going on at Pop-Tart Central (otherwise known as Kellogg's)?  Check the ingredients on the panel... there may be a very high THC content on these frosted watermelon Pop-Tarts. (Bought at the 99 Cents Only store.) Where is the dinosaur staring? At the Pop-Tart's jugs? Is the Pop-Tart gender-neutral? Is the dinosaur staring at his junk? What's on your chin?!?!? So many questions!  Don't get us started on the reggae/one love thing. Remember when Pop-Tarts were for kids? They will hereafter be considered The Official Snack of Stoners.

2 comments:

  1. I thought it was Cheetos. In fact I am SURE its Cheetos

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  2. Cheetos? Step up your (salty) snack game, Stoners! Potato Stix rule! Spotted them at the 99 Cents Only store... thought that was strictly an East Coast thang!

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